It’s the most wonderful time of the month…ahhh payday: when your card goes from ‘declined’ to ‘you’ve got 78 hours to act rich babe!’

The only thing better than reaping the fruits of our labor is…Yeah, we’ve got nothing. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness obviously has never seen us by the 14th of every month. 

Receiving your paycheck allows you to finally be who you truly are, if that means googling what is the most useless item I could possibly buy that will never serve me in this lifetime, and purchasing it, then so be it! We’ve got your back, sweetie! 

Remember, there are so many more important things than money, but when your boss expresses to you how you are part of the family, maybe it’s better to avoid telling him that you have applied to 30 different families this month (because wow, you need a raise!)