It’s official. Trisha Paytas’ third child has been born, and not only is he named Aquaman, but many theorize that he is the reincarnation of Ozzy Osbourne, who passed away the very same day. Her other children are thought to be reincarnations of Queen Elizabeth and the late Pope Francis. You can’t make this stuff up. 

Trisha Patyas has been a mainstay on the internet for almost my entire conscious life. From her early storytime videos where she’d unbox Hello Kitty items while talking about her latest Hollywood exploits to her shot-for-shot remakes of scenes like «Bet on It» from High School Musical 2, to her recent turn on the Great White Way… she’s always making headlines. She’s one of the internet’s top trolls, either wittingly or unwittingly, depending on how much credit you want to give her. And like her or hate her, she’s an icon. A deeply American one.