Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Gym Bro.

Every morning, Gym Bro would awaken and make himself a cup containing approximately 4.3 raw eggs, some overnight oats with a dash of cinnamon, and a whey protein shake,  just to take the edge off. Then he would get into his Toyota, with some struggle, of course, due to his massively overwhelming size. Lightly gripping the steering wheel, he’d drive to his daily parking spot.

After an endless internal debate the night before, Gym Bro has decided to skip leg day in order to focus on his arm muscles. This decision stems from a horrific incident that occurred last night: while admiring himself in the mirror, he noticed that a vein on his right forearm had mysteriously disappeared…

After dominating the lifting section with powerful grunts and intimidating expressions, echoed by those around him, he notices it’s suddenly 4 p.m., time for Gym Bro to head home.

Upon arriving home, he lathers himself in Axe body wash, starts grilling four pieces of chicken breast, and boils the rice water. After dinner, he slowly climbs into his cozy bed, carefully, so he doesn’t knock anything over with his size. Before dozing off, he uploads between one to three shirtless selfies. He does this for himself. It’s not to prove anything to anyone else.

And finally, just a second before he closes his eyes, he decides that tomorrow doesn’t seem like a good day for legs either…