We almost completely control the lives of our pets. We are responsible for how they get fed, entertained and even groomed, but the only thing they can’t rebel against is the fact that we can name them pretty much whatever we want. 

Petfinder names collect all the most strangely titled animals that can be found on adoption websites, and it proves just how much the names we pick for pets reflect the quirks of our own personality. There are some pretty unconventional choices here, but a lot of them are also strangely fitting. They remind us that ultimately, the only criteria for naming your pet is how many strange looks you want to get when you call for them outside.