Spring is officially here, and you know what that means? It’s time to practice grilling hot dogs for the upcoming Memorial Day weekend.

Every American city has a very different idea of what a hot dog should be. I’m mostly talking about New York and Chicago because those cities will tell you when you’re wrong eating a hot dog incorrectly. Chicago citizens, particularly, hate it when you put ketchup on your hot dog. They see it as an insult to their city, culture, and way of life. There is a terrifying statue of a menacing humanoid hot dog in Chicago that is a grizzly sight. He is squirting mustard onto his own head, but horrifyingly, his other arm has been snapped off. Why, you might ask? Only for the crime of holding a ketchup bottle in his hand. Oh, the humanity! 

Whether you’re a ketchup, mustard, relish, or plain hot dog person, you will find something you’ll like in these hot dog memes.