Family holidays are supposed to be about celebration, but in practice, they seem designed to test the flexibility of your last nerve. This family’s Father’s Day extravaganza, which was carefully downgraded from restaurant dinner to takeout in the living room courtesy of one organizational genius sister, quickly devolved into the type of event that makes you long for solitary confinement. 

This woman’s two-year-old niece, whose talents include spontaneous power struggles, abstract beverage distribution (with the floor as her canvas, naturally), and demanding that grandma perform humble janitorial service without even saying the magic word, please.