Good evening, good afternoon, and goodnight. You’re here right now, but you’re also nowhere and everywhere. Isn’t that super coconuts? 

Listen, I’m going to be honest with you all. I’ve got a really sick, sad case of the Mondays. No offense, but how could you not? It’s another five-day week and one of the many five-day weeks to come. The International Day of Labor is nearly two months away, which is a bit too long for my liking. In the meantime, we’ve got a long list of Mondays to look forward to. But Mondays don’t always have to be ungood. In fact, I think Wednesday or Thursday might be my actual least favorite days of the week. I wish there were cartoon character cats that epitomized contempt for the midweek. Oh well, Garfield can’t stay on top forever. 

To avoid another unrelated tangent (a classic symptom of The Mondays), I encourage you to scroll down and enjoy some random memes.