For many small business owners, the success of their venture hinges on the feedback and return of their loyal customers. This has only been made more important by the internet, where a damning indictment can be made at the tap of a button; on the other hand, when happy patrons broadcast their satisfaction to the world, it can be exactly the pick me up that’s needed.

This seems to be the case for @J2krisp, who took to Twitter to reveal a particularly flamboyant review he had recently received from a new customer who goes by Buzzard Skool. A lengthy piece of feedback, it details how the man «ended a long term relationship» with his old barber after a clarity-inducing bowel movement. After that, he went searching for another place to do the deed; while he was doubtful at first of his new choice, he was more than pleased with the results. 

Social media was pleased with his reaction also, with many praising Buzzard’s storytelling skills. As if that wasn’t enough, he also came away with a fresh trim to rival any self-respecting barber and boosted the professional behind it in the process. If only all customer interactions could be as wholesome and successful.