Amusing Thread Mulls Over Confusing Christmas Cookie Cutters

For many of us, Christmas isn’t Christmas without some baking involved. Even if all the dried fruit and brandy stuff isn’t for you, it can’t be denied that the smell of sweet things fresh out the oven is enough to get even the most Scrooge-like among us in the festive spirit. Cooks across the world …
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Sneaky Ways Christmas Movies Are Capitalist Propaganda

Greetings, Scrooges, Grinches, and the like. To celebrate the holidays, the explosively festive YBOC Series Finale focuses on how Christmas movies are basically all just capitalist propaganda. To send him off, Dr. Jordan Breeding is visited by a few friends.

Christmas Theory: TikToker Gives Factual Evidence That Explains How the Entire Concept of Santa Clause was Possibly Just a Shroom Trip

«This mushroom, again considered a gift by the Koryak people, grows at the base of pine trees. What do you put under pine trees on Christmas? Gifts!»

Two Architects Spend Days Building the Most Insanely Intricate Gingerbread House, Putting Every Store Bought Kit to Shame

«We had to multiply the gingerbread recipe by 12 just for the first day of the build.»

Grinch Claims That We Should Only Buy Presents for Ourselves at Christmas

Just like everything else, the festive season starts to lose its shine as we get older. Santa isn’t real, it gets dark at 4pm, and family gatherings can be more stressful than worth the effort. Still, it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to keep the magic alive. Most of us spend much of the year …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 15, 2022)

To be a parent or to not be a parent. That is the question that so many twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings grapple with, and it’s a lot harder to answer than you’d think. Of course, some people don’t have a choice in whether they become parents. Babies sometimes just happen to people, and that’s that. But …
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Sassy Christmas Memes for Frosty Grinches That Are Destined for the Naughty List

Ahhh the holiday season. It’s allegedly a time for cheer, merriment, and joy, but who actually genuinely feels that? Christmas time would be better described by crippling anxiety, family drama, and debt. If you’re a grouchy grinch during the holidays, it might not actually be your fault and you’re certainly not alone. It seems like …
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Nosy Karen Writes Cruel Letter Complaining That Her Neighbor Didn’t Put Christmas Lights Up

Christmas is right around the corner, and you know what that means: there are 10 million things you need to do at any given moment, and you don’t have time for any of them! If you have kids, it’s even worse. I don’t even know how parents today can deal with the Elf on the …
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Hallmark Christmas Movie Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Genre

I love Hallmark Christmas movies. Well, maybe love is too strong of a term. I will watch at least one Hallmark Christmas movie yearly to bask in the channel’s dedication to repetitiveness, cheapness, and corniness. It makes me feel comforted that hundreds of practically identical movies are playing on the Hallmark Channel all day, every …
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Workers Discuss The Worst Christmas Presents Their Company Ever Gave Them

From the time we were little, we were taught to be grateful for whatever gifts we were given during the holidays. Parents coach their children to say thank you no matter what present they get because doing anything else would be most unkind. However, as you grow up, you realize that some gifts are actually …
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