‘The norm is being ghosted’: Man’s date-canceling text goes viral, revealing bottom-of-the-barrel dating expectations

Canceling plans is a wonderfully double-edged sword. It feels so good to have absolutely nothing to do when you were originally planning on going somewhere. It’s a rush– unbuttoning your pants, plopping down on the couch, knowing you don’t have to be perceived by polite society. But, canceling plans can also lead to hurt feelings. If one of you was looking forward to …
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‘He had a tall head’: 20+ Hilariously petty reasons daters refused a second date

The TV show Seinfeld is famous for offering its viewers trivial things over which to stop dating someone. Jerry cut it off with someone who had «Man Hands,» George couldn’t quite get over losing a chess game to a girl, and Jerry ended it with a different girl after she expressed fondness for a Dockers commercial he hated. All very petty …
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‘You really need to get a new wardrobe’: Couple goes on fishing date, woman ditches him for wearing fishing attire

Picking what to wear to a date is tricky business. You want to strike the right balance between effortful and comfortable while displaying your personal style. If you go too dressy, you might risk overshadowing your date. If you go too casual, you risk offending them. If you wear something you’re not comfortable in, you might not …
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Entitled man bails after date won’t buy him sushi, is flexed on with $400 omakase: ‘He really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory’

Sushi is one of the greatest delicacies in life, and one of the most expensive ones, especially in America. For good reason, usually. You don’t really want to skimp on raw fish or you might pay a different price. Sushi, for that reason, has kind of become a symbol of wealth on this side of …
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‘She has a type’: Legendary woman invites 5 dates to the same bar, lets them ‘battle it out’

Going on a bunch of first dates can get pretty boring after a while. You ask them the same questions «Where are you from?» «What do you do?» «How long have you lived here?» «What music do you like?» Over and over again until you either meet the one or get so bored that you …
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Allow Me to Exhibit My Equipment

I didn’t know Anthony Weiner used Yahoo Answers. HEYOOOOO Also, if you’re an expert at spotting male «equipment,» we’re hosting a scavenger hunt for suggestively-shaped turkeys over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you’re finished hyperventilating!