Before reading this story, we suggest you pull out your phone, open up your Spotify apps, and have a quick listen to Sabrina Carpenter’s Manchild…

Now that you’ve followed our fundamental instructions, we can continue with the pathetic case of our very own man-child, and his ‘unique’ case of the ‘But my mommy never made me clean up!’

Well, Jerry, you’re a 40-year-old man who has never lived alone and is requesting your girlfriend to divide expenses down the middle, so we think it’s time you learn how to pick up your weight around the house, or at least learn how to pick up a dishcloth…

So it is no surprise that when his lack of, how would one say…desire to contribute to house chores, causes his girlfriend to demand that he live on his own for at least a year, before they move forward in finding a place together! 

What better way to teach a man-child a lesson than by taking his toys away and making him prove that he has learnt how to look after them all by himself! 

What a good boy!