It’s not uncommon for a college graduate to get a little extra butter in their spinach the day after graduation. So to speak, after indebting themselves to the Feds, spending countless hours in the library, and slogging through the 3-hour graduation ceremony in the school foyer, this grad has definitely earned themselves a family celebration—and maybe even a crisp $100 bill in their graduation card. 

But this graduate’s entitled aunt saw all that extra skrilla at her nephew’s grad party and thought that she could slide in to get her cut. Because apparently her own son, a college dropout and general lowlife, was struggling financially and could use the money more than her celebrated grad. Hmm, perhaps if he’d graduated from college, sticking with it and enduring the hard work of schooling, he’d be entitled to some congratulatory cash, but he’s not going to see a dime of this kid’s graduation celebration fund. 

And his protective mom agrees!