Isn’t it fascinating how some people navigate through life with an invisible detector for things the rest of us are too mundane to perceive? These enlightened beings float through our world armed with their spiritual sensitivity, ready to alert everyone within earshot about the dangerous energies lurking in everyday locations. 

Whether it’s their collection of moon-charged water bottles, their fear of buildings with too many right angles disrupting chi flow, or their need to consult their pet psychic before making dinner plans, they’ve mastered the art of making their metaphysical emergencies everyone else’s problem.

When these self-appointed energy specialists try to impose their spiritual sensitivities on the rest of us mere mortals. Suddenly, your apartment needs copper pyramids in every corner, your desk chair is facing the wrong ley line, and that restaurant you suggested is clearly built on an ancient portal that could awaken dormant lizard people.