If you’ve been watching Love Island USA from a safe emotional distance this season, you’re not alone. Who needs another weekday binge when your entire feed is already flooded with bombshells, recouplings, and Islanders yelling, «It’s brat summer, baby,» like it’s a personality trait?

Jeremiah and Huda’s situationship has been a ride. One minute, he’s saying sorry after Iris enters stage left (thanks to the fan vote); the next, Huda’s ripping off her mic like she’s storming out of a reality TV courtroom. And we’re living for it.

But the true star this season is Iain Stirling. The man roasts these contestants like it’s his full-time job (because it is). Iain’s banter gives producers the courage to be shady, and we’re here for it.