40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (January 6, 2024)

Imagine for a moment: we take all the tweets from 2023, print them out, and bind them together in a hardcover book. What would that say about us as a culture? Probably that we love BTS, we had a lot of words about the Panera charged lemonade, and that a lot of us… are bots. …
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15 Gypsy Rose Blanchard Release Tweets For Everyone Screaming ‘Mother’ And ‘Don’t Call Her Mother’

If you don’t know who Gypsy Rose Blanchard is, you’ve been living under a rock. Let’s just say what the Menedez brothers were for the ’90s, Gypsy Rose was for the 2010s. Since certain events that transpired in 2015, Gypsy Rose Blancharch has served a prison sentence. In that time, her case has become an …
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43 Funky Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (December 2, 2023)

Twitter, the town square of the Internet. (Or is that TikTok now?) You come to it for the news of the day, to know what your friends are talking about, and to find out if the town cow has recovered from its illness yet. Bessie is still suffering from dropsy, you learn, but she’s recovering …
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27 Hilarious Instances of Community Notes Debunking Misinformed Tweets

There’s something so vindicating about the community notes section on Twitter, when it’s used right. Watching misinformation get taken down in one fell swoop by wise commenters is like popping an extra juicy pimple. Sorry for that image, but the simile stands. Twitter, (we’re not calling it X) a website famous for hawking wrong info, …
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36 Knee-Slapping Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (November 25, 2023)

Just like your great aunt at the Turkey Trot, Twitter is still chugging along. Also like your great aunt, she might not be the freshest face on the block, but she still has something to bring to the table (her green bean casserole was out of this world.) Her politics might not be the friendliest, …
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People Share Their Favorite Interactions They’ve Had With Celebrities

You must be a very particular person to have seen or interacted with a celebrity in the wild more than once. Most importantly, you probably live in New York or LA. I love cities like Bethesda, Maryland, but you’re probably not going to see Sandra Bullock walking around there. If you work in the entertainment …
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Twitter Reacts to Techno Mechanicus, the Secret Third Child of Grimes and Elon Musk

Baby names have long been one of those areas in which famous people are liable to get a little too, shall we say, «creative». Nobody comes up with a moniker made for playground teasing quite like certain celebrities.  In recent years, the most notorious of these has to be Grimes and Elon Musk. When they …
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Arianators React to Ariana Grande’s New Relationship With ‘Wicked’ Co-Star Ethan Slater

Of all the pop divas, I find Ariana Grande’s relationship drama to be the most compelling. She’s had so many boyfriends of such a wide variety of types, and I continue to be shocked every time a new lover of hers is announced. She never dates the same type of guy twice. A mere three …
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‘Wonka’ Tweets For Timothée Chalamet Superfans Who Are Bemused By Hugh Grant’s Oompa Loompa Casting

It would be inaccurate to say that I’m a fan of Willy Wonka. He is my everything. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) were my favorite movies in my childhood. I can confidently say I’ve watched those two movies more than any other movie in the world. …
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Hilarious Tweets Responding To Colleen Ballinger’s Tactless Ukulele Apology

If you’ve been on Twitter at all in the past 24 hours, you’ve probably heard tell about a woman named Colleen Ballinger posting an apology video where she sang said apology accompanied by a ukulele. If you’re a normal person, you probably have no idea who Colleen Ballinger is or why she’d apologize, so I’m …
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