An Assembly Of A1 Memes

Have you ever lied on your resume, saying you were «proficient in Excel?» I have a theory that at least 55% of people who put «proficient in Excel» on their resumes are bold-faced liars. Because what is proficiency, really? Proficiency is a journey, not a destination! Do we all just wake up one day and …
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A Series Of Silly Goofy Images

This world is hard on silly memes. Memes filled with a joyous whimsy. Nothing in this world is harder than being a goofy and fun-loving meme.  Actually, that’s a lie. Though this world is hard on silly men (men filled with a joyous whimsy. Truly, nothing is hard than being a goofy and fun-loving man, …
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Stoners Rejoice: Taco Bell Debuts Tasty Experiments With Giant Cheez-Its

Cheez-Its are my kryptonite. I can make those slightly greasy, salty squares of cheesy goodness disappear in mere minutes. And when I say «those» I mean a whole damn box. Usually when this mindless yet voracious eating occurs, I am under the influence of plant medicine that was recently legalized in New York. And I …
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The Astrological Signs as Popular Fast Food Restaurants

We love to see people get into a tizzy over astrological memes and designations, so you can imagine our delight at coming across this Facebook post from Mela Golden’s page assigning the signs of the zodiac to popular fast food restaurant chains. It’s hard not to be opinionated where these restaurants are concerned: they’re (usually) …
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Karen Gets Dunked On For Letter Railing Against Taco Bell Price Increases

Anybody who can take an educated guess at the price of a banana is aware that things seem to be getting more expensive at the moment. It’s not as easy out there for the average joe to afford the little things that make life worth living, like that fancy coffee before work, or doing whippets …
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30 Days of Taco Bell: Man Eats a Free Taco from the Taco Lovers’ Pass Ever Day for a Month

If you’re wondering what happens when you eat Taco Bell everyday, this man is bringing you some answers. He’s redefining living más.

Taco Bell Employee Divides Social Media After Fighting With DoorDash Driver

The grand irony of fast food is that for the person consuming it, your meal is meant to be a quick and stress free experience. However, for those preparing it, the reality is often the opposite. Busy, customer-facing roles are difficult at the best of times and with many industries struggling with the labor shortage, …
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Woman Recounts Disastrous, Taco-Filled First Date

Anyone unfortunate enough to be single and looking for someone in the age of social media knows that dating apps are a plague on mankind. For every half decent person that you have a chance of getting along with, there are ten times as many weirdos ready to waste your time in the most annoying …
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13+ Wholesome and Endearing Texts From Boomers

It’s no secret that boomers have developed quite the reputation for themselves. Out of touch. Lack of concern for the environment. Deniers of climate change. Thanks to them, we’ve inherited unsustainable policies, warped priorities, and ancient educational systems. Boomers are also among the first to vilify young people – especially millennials. But for all this …
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13+ Wholesome & Endearing Texts From Boomers

It’s no secret that boomers have developed quite the reputation for themselves. Out of touch. Lack of concern for the environment. Deniers of climate change. Thanks to them, we’ve inherited unsustainable policies, warped priorities, and ancient educational systems. Boomers are also among the first to vilify young people – especially millennials. But for all this …
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