Imagine the chaos of sharing a home with someone who treats basic hygiene like an optional suggestion and responsibility like it’s a foreign language. Now imagine that person is your own brother, who’s freshly evicted by his girlfriend and brings a tornado of sunflower seeds, gum wads, and literal maggots into your once-pristine home. 

But messy behavior like this isn’t born overnight; it’s rooted in family dynamics that place responsibility squarely on the shoulders of one gender while letting the other coast. Growing up in a traditional household where the girls cleaned while the boys lounged creates adults who believe chores simply aren’t their problem. 

The result is grown men who think «I wasn’t taught» is a valid excuse in the age of Google and YouTube. While their sisters learned to fix tires and patch walls, they mastered the fine art of leaving fridge doors open and calling it effort.

With this dazzling cocktail of virtues—weaponized incompetence, outdated gender roles, and a complete inability to find the trash can—it’s shocking that women everywhere haven’t rushed to claim him.