When’s the last time you’ve been to a concert? Were you in general admission, feet hurting, legs quivering, anxiously awaiting the headliner as you tried not to fall asleep during the opener? We’ve all been there. That’s the concert life. Bouncing from concert venue to concert venue is a sport, especially in this day and age when it seems like everyone is willing to give up their firstborn for a chance to make eye contact with the lead singer.
As you try to run to the barricade when the doors open, you’re struck with a sudden fear: You forgot to use the bathroom, and now you either choose holding it in for the duration of the concert or hop over to the two-hour-long restroom line and admit defeat about your stellar view from the pit. Though you might be a bit sullen, that’s just the name of the game.
Don’t be a sign-er. You know, the kind of person who brings a sign to a show and ensures everyone who is seated or standing behind them will not get the chance to view the concert. If they wanted to hear audio only, they’d probably have just opened Spotify.
Let’s laugh together, shall we? Just make sure not to scroll during the opener—have some courtesy!