A pupper wants what a pupper wants. And most of the time, what the pupper wants is a bite of your human food. Pleaseeeee. I swear I’ll be good. I just want a bit of that [burger, steak, chicken taco, salad, potato chip, glass of ice water]. I will literally never ask for anything else again if you just give me a bite. Okay, I’ll wait until you inevitably drop some of it on the floor. I’m patient. I don’t mind. 

If you play this game with your dog every night at dinner time, then you’re in the majority. Unless you have one of those magic dogs that don’t beg and don’t bark. Then I hate to break it to you, you’re not a dog owner. You just live with an alien. But the rest of us will happily put up with the begging as long as we have to. Because we’d do anything for those guys.