There’s a universal law everyone should know about family homes: if your older sibling «temporarily» moves back in, your bedroom isn’t yours anymore, it’s just a showroom waiting to be gentrified by someone whose credit score has more drama than your average week of high school gossip.

HEY Sis! You’re 32! And you didn’t just borrow your little sister’s room, you annexed it, redecorated, and then complained that the free bed isn’t exactly a Ritz-Carlton suite?

What’s up? I mean, your perfect little life is obviously going exactly as you planned, so why mess with your teenage sister?