Greetings, tweeters and tweet lovers. If you’re anything like me, you probably have an unfortunate love-hate relationship with Elon Musk’s favorite social media. The amount of mind-blowingly annoying and dumb people it hosts is almost too much to think about, but the sheer amount of hilarious moments it has produced pretty much makes up for it. 

While it’s a terrible idea to get addicted to the place, enjoying some of its better aspects in moderation is pretty fun. This can be difficult when you log on to it every godforsaken day (I should know). The safer option is to enjoy it from a distance, as with a list like this. These tweets give a relatively balanced overview of some of the stuff the former bird app has been reacting to recently, and they don’t involve endlessly scrolling on the platform itself. It’s the best of both worlds, with the added bonus of it being on Memebase. Enjoy.