Listen, we do not think it’s funny that trains keep derailing this year. Like, what is going on? Why does this keep happening?? And always near a water source… Sus. But that’s not the rabbit hole we’re trying to fall down right now. As we are the internet and what the internet does best is find the humor in any situation. 

Recently, a train carrying Coors Light and Blue Moon (also by Coors) derailed in Montana, spilling cases and cases of beer that are now washing up onto the riverbanks. Nobody was injured and it was not carrying any toxic materials. So many fisherman are having a BLAST boating up to this mountain of free beer and stocking up—which is already a pretty funny scene within such a chaotic situation that should be taken very seriously. But what is really adding the cherry on top to this dark humor approach to a train derailment are all the comments from beer-snobs brutally roasting the beer with no shame. 

Coors has been brewing beer for many decades now and is one of the top sold brands in the U.S. But beer snobs who love their beer to have a punch to the face amount of flavor (we’re assuming IPA drinkers and such) think Coors Light tastes like water. So basically, this wasn’t a horrible incident to them, this was Coors Light being freed back into their natural environment. We harvested some of our favorite comments below!