I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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Karen Admonishes Hotel Worker For Drinking at a Bar After Work
What you do outside of work hours is your business. No customer, parent, or boss should have any say in what you do when you’re off the clock. I feel bad for people with highly scrutinized professions, like teachers, who need to drive an hour away to feel comfortable going to a bar. So many …
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Boozy Memes for Party Animals Who Indulge Like They’re Still in College Every Weekend
It’s funny how a beer on a Friday after work tastes better than a beer any other time of the week. We’re just rewarding ourselves for a job well done and we’ve earned to have a cheeky frothy pint at the end of it– or maybe 10 frothy boys and 4 shots of tequila just …
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25 Memes For People Who’ve Partied Too Hard and Regretted It
Partying can be incredibly fun if you’re surrounded by the right people. After all, going out with your friends is supposed to be memorable and enjoyable. It only becomes an issue if you take things a little too far by partying way too hard! Some of the common ways people party too hard are by …
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TikToker Reveals the Unspoken Scale for How Intoxicated You’re Allowed to be at Life Events
Life events are every adult’s perfect excuse to get drunk, because getting drunk (put simply) is fun. Any event can be turned into a party if you flood it with booze, but there is a secret, unspoken law that everyone must abide by to avoid social failure. How does everyone know this law? Trial and …
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Cringey Bartender Attempts To Make a ‘Perfect Old Fashioned’, Fails Miserably
No part of me wants a drink made by a self-proclaimed mixologist. I know complaining about hipster-looking mixologist bartenders is so 2013, but I still have hangups (also, I was a full-blown child in 2013, leave me alone)! I don’t want my bartender to be doing a little performance on the job. There’s no need …
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Funniest Coca Cola Memes for Carbonated Caffeine Fiends
I have to admit that I don’t care for the refreshing taste of Coca Cola all that much. I don’t dislike it, and I’ll gladly slam a Diet Coke (can only) when I need a minor caffeine hit and I don’t feel like a coffee. In terms of getting genuine pleasure out of it as …
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20+ Boozy Disney Memes for Wild Weekenders Who Live a Life of Debauchery
Disney isn’t for kiddos. We’ve all seen the secret innuendos in our favorite animated movies from our childhood– frankly the movies just get better the older you get. But have you ever watched all the The Little Mermaid while crushing a bottle of wine solo? King Triton is starting to look like a snack. Adult …
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Day Drinking Party Memes for Wild Weekenders Who Live a Life of Debauchery (April 2, 2023)
Were you the type of child that would repeatedly shake a Magic 8 Ball until you got the answer you wanted? Well, as an adult, that shows… A lot. Every weekend you’re shaking your fortune telling plastic toy, asking if you should go out with your friends again tonight. Fortunately for you, a Magic 8 …
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Party People Discuss Things That Ruin a Party’s Vibe
There are so many ways to ruin a party. Fortunately, one bad apple usually won’t stink up an entire party. In college, I hosted a party where a guy spilled smelling salts in the kitchen, threw half-empty beer cans on the carpet, was rowdy and drunk, and had to be kicked out of the party …
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