Life events are every adult’s perfect excuse to get drunk, because getting drunk (put simply) is fun. Any event can be turned into a party if you flood it with booze, but there is a secret, unspoken law that everyone must abide by to avoid social failure. How does everyone know this law? Trial and …
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Cringey Bartender Attempts To Make a ‘Perfect Old Fashioned’, Fails Miserably
No part of me wants a drink made by a self-proclaimed mixologist. I know complaining about hipster-looking mixologist bartenders is so 2013, but I still have hangups (also, I was a full-blown child in 2013, leave me alone)! I don’t want my bartender to be doing a little performance on the job. There’s no need …
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Funniest Coca Cola Memes for Carbonated Caffeine Fiends
I have to admit that I don’t care for the refreshing taste of Coca Cola all that much. I don’t dislike it, and I’ll gladly slam a Diet Coke (can only) when I need a minor caffeine hit and I don’t feel like a coffee. In terms of getting genuine pleasure out of it as …
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20+ Boozy Disney Memes for Wild Weekenders Who Live a Life of Debauchery
Disney isn’t for kiddos. We’ve all seen the secret innuendos in our favorite animated movies from our childhood– frankly the movies just get better the older you get. But have you ever watched all the The Little Mermaid while crushing a bottle of wine solo? King Triton is starting to look like a snack. Adult …
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Day Drinking Party Memes for Wild Weekenders Who Live a Life of Debauchery (April 2, 2023)
Were you the type of child that would repeatedly shake a Magic 8 Ball until you got the answer you wanted? Well, as an adult, that shows… A lot. Every weekend you’re shaking your fortune telling plastic toy, asking if you should go out with your friends again tonight. Fortunately for you, a Magic 8 …
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Party People Discuss Things That Ruin a Party’s Vibe
There are so many ways to ruin a party. Fortunately, one bad apple usually won’t stink up an entire party. In college, I hosted a party where a guy spilled smelling salts in the kitchen, threw half-empty beer cans on the carpet, was rowdy and drunk, and had to be kicked out of the party …
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Day Drinking Party Memes for Wild Weekenders Who Live a Life of Debauchery (April 1, 2023)
Were you the type of child that would repeatedly shake a Magic 8 Ball until you got the answer you wanted? Well, as an adult, that shows… A lot. Every weekend you’re shaking your fortune telling plastic toy, asking if you should go out with your friends again tonight. Fortunately for you, a Magic 8 …
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Woman Gets Accused of Stink Eye After Being in the Background of Someone Else’s Video
We may live in a world nowadays where it feels like every enjoyable moment needs recording, but the fact is that this is not true at all. It’s not revolutionary to point out that there are far too many of us out there who think that we need to get our phones out at every …
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Day Drinking Party Memes for Wild Weekenders Who Live a Life of Debauchery
Ahhh finally it’s FRIDAY! You’ve been waiting all week for this to come and the weekend is finally here. Like a kid trying to fall asleep before their Disneyland field trip, you don’t plan to sleep at all tonight. You want to experience the pure joy and bliss of the weekend as soon as you …
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People Share Their Unpopular Alcohol Opinions
It’s easy to feel like you have unpopular opinions regarding alcohol. When you’re ordering drinks at a bar, you can’t help but feel like your drink choice is being judged by the alcohol intelligentsia that is the bartender. However, most people don’t care if you’re ordering a vodka Redbull with sugar-free Redbull. Drinking like a …
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