Weekly Internet Roundup: The Titanic Submarine Implosion, Musk Vs. Zuck, and Billionaire-Hating Orcas

A big focus on the wrath of the ocean. 

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Agree to Cage Fight

In what reads like an AI-generated headline, Elon Musk has challenged Mark Zuckerberg to fight him in a cage match. Now, that’s not really outside the realm of Musk’s typical attention-seeking behavior on Twitter. His recent comments on the term «cisgender» and everything he has done in the past few years really proves he’s willing …
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Clever Comebacks and Retorts From Internet Geniuses

It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger,  you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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The Best Tweets About Bluesky, the Twitter Dupe That Bird App Users Are Desperate to Get On

It’s no secret that since Twitter has been owned by Mr. Elon Musk, many of its users have not been happy. Even the most devoted of his fans have to agree that some of the things that have been implemented were not the best of decisions. It’s left many pondering the idea of a Twitter …
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Quick Quips From the Mad Minds of Twitter (April 28, 2023

There’s no way around it: Twitter’s been a bit of a mess lately. Just last week they removed blue checks from anyone who isn’t paying for Twitter Blue. Y’know, besides the likes of LeBron James, Dril, and Stephen King. It’s a funny grift, and there were plenty of accounts having a field day with their …
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Elon Musk Allegedly Outs His Burner Twitter Account, Gets Roasted for Its Weirdness

It’s been a minute since the wannabe memelord billionaire has done something that those outside of his remaining simps have noticed, so long as we don’t count his spaceship crashing.  However, this past 24 hours have brought us a gift from the sad and strange little world of Elon Musk, and it comes in the …
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Twitter Reacts To The End of Legacy Verification

Twitter verification is among the few things the bird website ever did right. People try to impersonate celebrities online constantly, and verification used to be an easy way to ensure someone was who they said they were. Unfortunately, Elon Musk is now the owner of Twitter, and he got mad that journalists he disagreed with …
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SpaceX Starship’s ‘Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly’ Explodes on Twitter

It’s that time of the week! Everyone’s favorite roastee, Elon Musk is trending on Twitter and waiting on your feed. But what’d he do this time? Appeal to Twitter Republicans? Run Twitter further into the ground? Post a 4/20 meme? Not quite, though we can’t rule it out of the immediate future. Today, Elon Musk …
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