Going on vacation with your kids shouldn’t count as a full vacation. Because parenting never stops, even if you’re in a tropical locale with a wide-brimmed hat on. Your kids still need sunscreening, entertaining, and making sure they have their floaties on if they’re going to venture into the deep end of the pool. You …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 25, 2024)

There are things you do as a parent that you probably never anticipated doing in your adult life. For example, you probably thought you’d never have to know what Skibidi Toilet is or means, but if you have a child who is so inclined, you might be deeply familiar with the term. You also probably …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 18, 2024)

There’s nothing like the heat of summer when you’re a kid. It’s the perfect opportunity to eat dripping popsicles, play with the garden hose, and run around the neighborhood gathering knee scrapes. The heat doesn’t bother you when you’re a kid. You just sweat and don’t think a thing about it. When you’re an adult, …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 11, 2024)

Today is the day you let your kid play with fireworks. Just kidding, unless… The Fourth of July is so fun as a kid. It’s peak summertime fun. I used to spend all day running around my neighborhood with my kid friends, lighting sparklers, getting a sugar rush from those red white, and blue rocket …
Seguir leyendo 30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 4, 2024)

The world changes so quickly that you’re probably facing conundrums as a parent that you never expected you would have to face. When you were young, imagining having a family of your own, you had no way of anticipating that one day you’d have to decide how much CoComelon you’d let your child watch. Or …
Seguir leyendo 30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (June 27, 2024)

Parenting is a job that never stops. With most jobs, you get to clock out at the end of the day, put your belongings into your briefcase, and go home. Sure, some intense jobs might require longer hours, working on your off time, and carrying stress even when you’re off. But parenting is that kind …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (June 20, 2024)

Parenting isn’t for the faint of heart. Anyone who’s ever been around a kid knows that they’re often gross, sometimes mean, and always unpredictable. Before you become a parent, you probably can’t imagine cleaning up someone else’s puke at 4 am (unless it’s your dog’s). Before you become a parent, you probably can’t imagine being …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (June 13, 2024)

School’s out for summer. School’s out forever. School is out so now the kids are running wild, untethered with so much energy and it’s harder than ever to put them to bed. Where’s the song about that?  It’s the time of year when the children roam the streets, looking for trouble and finding ice cream. …
Seguir leyendo 30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (June 6, 2024)

It’s almost summertime, which is when the job of parenting goes from full-time to… extra full time. Unless your kids are shuttered away at summer camp, odds are they have more time on their hands than they did during the school year.  But look on the bright side: no more helping with homework! Who knew …
Seguir leyendo 30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 30, 2024)