It’s coming to be that time of year where school is almost out and the kids are gearing up for summer. It’s a wonderful time to be a kid: that last week of school when nobody is really doing any schoolwork, teachers are bringing in fun snacks and playing end-of-year games. You get to ask …
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Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old’s birthday party uninvited, leaves when they’re asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: ‘He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day’
Nothing is more humiliating than showing up somewhere you aren’t wanted. I don’t know what’s worse: being told outright that you aren’t welcome or experiencing that combined feeling of social awkwardness and dread that can only come from being unsure whether your presence is desired. Now that I’m an adult, I would much rather be …
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28 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 9, 2024)
Every age is a new battle. When they’re infants, it’s all about keeping them alive. When they’re toddlers, it’s all about keeping them alive. When they’re teenager, it’s all about keeping them… alive. Huh, I guess maybe it’s the same at every age. But watching a kid grow can be a trippy experience. One minute, they’re …
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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 2, 2024)
There seem to be a few inevitables in this life (like death and taxes, famously), but one of them is turning into your parents. You can go your whole life trying to do the exact opposite of the people who raised you, but one day you’ll find yourself holding your phone a full arm’s length from your …
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‘I would simply command the child to be quiet’: Childless woman claims kids shouldn’t be in public if they can’t be quiet, gets roasted by parents
Kids are not always the most quiet members of society. They tend to say anything that pops into their head, especially when they’re not of school age quite yet. Little kids frequently cannot control their emotions and, as a result, have crazy meltdowns in public in front of everybody. As much as a baby crying …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 18, 2024)
Parenting is one of those things that you can’t fully understand unless you’ve done it. You can remember what it was like to be parented, or watch your friends do it and see what that’s like, but doing it is an entirely different experience. It’s like going to space. We can watch Gravity or Appollo 13 all day long …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 11, 2024)
What did parents do before the internet? Nowadays, we’re inundated with so much parenting information, advice, and general discussion that it’s hard to lift our heads above water. From mommy blogs to family TikTokers to your overbearing aunt commenting on your Facebook status, parents are getting unsolicited advice from all angles. I’m sure this happened …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 4, 2024)
Being a parent is all about picking your battles. When you’re not a parent, you imagine how you’ll have all the answers. You have ideas about being the perfect parent, having everything go your way, and not letting your kids get away with anything you don’t want them to. Life, though, is messy and unpredictable. …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 28, 2024)
Spring is beginning to spring. The flowers are about to bloom, the grass is getting green again, and I’m starting to sneeze. It’s a beautiful time of the year, but it’s also the harbinger of spring break. And as a parent, spring break is less party all night long doing shots on Miami beach and …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 21, 2024)
Mealtimes become radically different when you’re a parent. Right now, I have the freedom to eat when I choose to, whatever I want, in front of the TV if I feel like it, or at a nice restaurant when I’m feeling special. I don’t have to worry about what I order, how late it is, …
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