When you’re a kid, there’s only so much you can control. One of the things you wish you could control was your parent, specifically making sure they could not embarrass you in public. Unfortunately for most kids, there’s very little you can do about your parent perpetually embarrassing you. If your mom wants to wear …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (February 22, 2024)
Remember when you were young and you felt like everything your parents did was unfair? I remember raging against bedtime, feeling like I’d give anything to stay up for another episode of Spongebob. I didn’t understand why my parents insisted that I needed a full night’s sleep. I was a kid who had energy and …
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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (February 15, 2024)
If your house is full of random little cards and pieces of candy right now, odds are you’re probably a parent. Yes, we’re feeling the sugar hangover of post-Valentine’s Day, and finding cards with empty written messages in them at the top of our recycling bins. But it was a beautiful day. You got to …
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29 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (February 1, 2024)
I’ve got those February blues, and it’s only the first day of February. After the long holiday hangover of January, the new month is a welcome change of pace. Sure, it’s still dark and cold as heck, but at least we’ve made some progress in the winter months. Especially if you have kids, you have …
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‘[You] made us look like bad parents’: Dad sends daughter to school in pajamas after she refuses to get dressed
As someone who is not a parent but has watched a lot of Supernanny, I cannot imagine how difficult it is to get a kid to do something necessary when they refuse to do it. Crying, screaming, and carrying on are the top moves in the toddler playbook, and I wouldn’t wish them upon any …
Seguir leyendo ‘[You] made us look like bad parents’: Dad sends daughter to school in pajamas after she refuses to get dressed
‘Of course we’re obsessed with skincare’: Child influencers sing praises of skincare and makeup, sparking debates about child labor laws for social media
I don’t know about you all, but I’m terrified about how unregulated the «child influencer» industry is. I have no problem with adults wanting to revolve their entire lives around posting content about their daily happenings online. I wouldn’t like that for myself, but to eat his own. What really freaks me out is when …
Seguir leyendo ‘Of course we’re obsessed with skincare’: Child influencers sing praises of skincare and makeup, sparking debates about child labor laws for social media
25+ Teacher Memes For Educators Counting Down Until Spring Break
I will fight anybody who thinks teachers get too much time off. If anything, they should get even more time to do as they please because they are doing one of the most critical jobs in the world. They are the most essential profession, IMHO. It’s a common misconception that teachers only work during school …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (December 19, 2023)
I love witnessing the cognitive dissonance of people who think their families are crazy when they’re extremely unremarkable. I know it’s not a competition and that every family is crazy in their own unique way, but you know precisely the type of person I’m talking about. I’m mostly talking about your friend from your teenage …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 7, 2023)
One of the best parts of being a parent is figuring out what kind of person your kid is going to be. Some parents claim that their babies come out of the womb exactly the way they’re going to be as adults. If you come out screaming, then you’re going to continue screaming into adulthood. …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 16, 2023)
One of the hardest things that parents do is something they do almost every day: waking up their kids in the morning and getting them ready for school. As we all know, getting out of bed is one of the worst feelings in the world, especially if school is waiting for you on the other …
Seguir leyendo The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 16, 2023)