Reminder: Don’t forget to pay your rent this month! For anyone here who’s thinking, «Screw it, I’m just not going to pay it», power to you. Although it’s a standard responsibility of most adults (to pay for the place you live) sometimes it just feels like a big ol’ drain for your cashflow every month. These days, 60% of your paycheck is going to rent and the rest is going to fuel your monthly self care needs, all 10 of your streaming services, and your egg addiction. They always say that people who have expensive tastes will always end up with a job that will cover the costs of their hobbies and needs. Well, you’re on track to be a manager at Chick-fil-A, still manifesting that good fortune. Any day now, a billionaire will spot you on the street, ask for your hand in marriage, and then die mysteriously, leaving you their entire treasure trove of assets.