Getting a pool is supposed to feel like finally making it, but when a cousin arrives and throws her toddler into the mix like you owe her free daycare and a weekend off. The whole backyard vibe flips when she starts talking about needing a break. Toddlers might need juice boxes and a nap every two hours. They do not need a break. Letting a two-year-old loose in a brand new pool is a recipe for chaos and maybe a floating diaper if things go sideways.

The host shuts it down, and suddenly, everyone is whispering about generosity while the cousin sulks and makes it awkward for the rest of the family. Pool rules get twisted into selfishness, and the next thing you know, your phone is blowing up with passive-aggressive messages about family and sharing. It is wild how quick people are to sign up your house as the play zone when they spot a bit of shiny new tile and water.