Nothing spoils family bonds quite like real estate. A house goes from home to hostage overnight, and someone always decides walls owe them loyalty. In this particular saga, the brother refused to move out of the inherited family home, so the owner just decided there wouldn’t be a home to fight over anymore. No tantrums, no lawyers, no dramatic farewell speeches, just one neat demolition. The kind of solution that says more with rubble than reasoning ever could.
There’s something inherently funny about people who confuse generosity with invitation. They arrive to help, forget to leave, and start acting like the deed should spell their name. Every extended stay turns into a moral lesson the host never volunteered to teach. It’s the quiet chaos of human logic: if something belongs to someone else, it must eventually belong to everyone.