Twitter has been… crazy this week, for obvious reasons. Memes have been produced at a breakneck pace, information flying around like particles in a snow globe, amplifying the already-present sense of chaos that comes with that website. 2024 Twitter does often feel like end times, the last breaths of a dying empire now filled with bots and fake blue checks. But every now and again there’s some gold to be found. 

As long as there’s Twitter, there will be perfectly distasteful jokes and irreverent memes. As long as there’s Twitter, there will be baffling trends, phrases that stick in your head and change the way you speak, and give rise to new slang terms. As long as there’s Twitter, there will be Memebase’s weekly list of the freshest and funniest tweets, just for you. As dependable as the milkman, as trustworthy as Walter Cronkite. Enjoy this week’s batch and be grateful you didn’t have to comb through it yourself.