It doesn’t matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it’s frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you’re pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can’t help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks that are demanding your full attention, we can offer some memes, tweets, and nonsensical things that may temporarily curb those cravings for, well, completely f*cking off. The memes may not be the answer to all of life’s petty little problems, and they certainly won’t give your colleague the raise they deserve, but a smile is better than the lack of one. And we (and you) are gonna have to take whatever we can get.