Do you like puns? If so, congratulations, you’re in the right place. When left to my own devices, I am not a woman of the punny experience. My brain just doesn’t really work that way. The puns I come up with on my own are borderline nonsensical. I usually have to explain them, which gets a lukewarm chuckle at best. 

Although not my wheelhouse, animals are a great subject for puns. You might say animal puns are hiss-tarical or a-moose-ing. See how punny that was! Since I have no skill for this art form myself, here are some animal puns courtesy of the world wide web. 

What was said during the feline couple’s argument? «You’re such a cheetah!» «No, you’re lion!» 

What did the alpaca say to his overworked wife? «We’re going on vacation, alpaca your things!» 

Why was the bear a good fit for the job? He had all the right koalifications!