Have you ever been destroyed by a deviously clever comeback or ‘brutal fact’ that feels totally wrong but still can’t be argued with? We’re talking about the kind of remark that feels illogical or stupid but is technically true and makes you want to simultaneously give the finger to and high five the person who …
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15+ Times Jokes Hilariously Flew Right Over Peoples’ Heads
It’s true: Not everyone can be a brain genius. But despite what Rick and Morty fans might tell you, IQs don’t mean much if you don’t do anything with them. Take me, for example. My mother made the mistake of telling me my IQ when I was younger (it’s the same as Snoop Dogg’s, do …
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Tasty Meme Morsels For People Who Are Obsessed With Food
Do you eat to live, or live to eat? Honestly, I’m worried about the people who proudly claim the former. While it’s true that we literally eat to live, but it’s absolutely bonkers to me that there are people who just don’t care about, or flat-out enjoy, eating. I’m talking about Liz, the tech worker …
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40+ Funny One-Liners and Random Thoughts From the Oversharers of Twitter
There’s no way around it: Twitter has a tendency to feel like a Speaker’s Corner on meth or maybe Adderall or Vyvanse. There are just so many inane thoughts being boldly flung into the Twitterverse at any given moment. The political rants, the TMI moments from oversharing individuals, the banal stories from bad or annoying …
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Dane Cook’s Engagement to 23-Year-Old Prompts Spicy Jokes and Serious Questions
It’s pretty hard to top the excitement and romance of J. Lo and Ben Affleck’s Las Vegas nuptials, but that’s not stopping famous people from getting engaged or married. The latest couple to announce their life-long commitment is Dane Cook and his girlfriend of 5 years, 23-year-old Kelsi Taylor. Yes, you read that right. Dane …
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Ridiculous Dad Jokes That Are Bound To Elicit A Groan
You can tell a lot about a person by their sense of humor. If it’s kind of morbid, for example, they might have a (not so) secret emo side. If they exclusively laugh at ridiculous, absurdist memes, they’re probably an aging zoomer with terminal internet brain rot. There are almost as many ways to be …
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Clever Cuss-Free Insults From the Poets of Reddit
A good insult is a beautiful thing, and anyone who has spent some time on Reddit knows that many patrons of the infamous website understand the art of the roast. One user recently asked the people of Reddit to share their favorite cuss word-free insults, and boy did r/AskReddit deliver. We’ve put together a collection …
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Scientists Confirm Cat Brains Are Getting Smaller, Much to the Internet’s Delight
My cats are very different. Gorgeous is bright, alert, and very fond of biting me at any given moment. Grey (also known as Grigio), on the other hand is timid. She often has a vacant expression on her dilute tortoiseshell face, mouth agape as she wheezes from her street-acquired respiratory ailment. Simply put, she seems …
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Dumb Memes Full of Dad-Worthy Wordplay
We all have that friend who cannot help themselves when it comes to wordplay. They’re pun addicts. Sometimes the puns veer towards double entendre and innuendo. Other times it’s as though they’re channeling a caricature of a Dad who doesn’t get out enough and is too confident in his sense of humor. Personally, I find …
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A Wild Bunch of Memes for the Banishment of Boredom
Ever feel like time is slipping through your fingers? Even though you don’t own your time at all? When work, responsibilities, and family factor into things, it can seem as though there’s nothing left for self-care and humor. And that’s a goddamn shame. Instead of allowing these patterns to plunge you into some kind of …
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