There’s nothing worse than running into an extrovert in the laundry room. Trapped alongside your clothes and counting down the seconds of your 45-minute cycle, introverts stuck in the laundromat with a chatty Kathy are faced with a perturbing predicament. Do you feign illness to ward them away? Or must you roll the dice on …
Seguir leyendo 21 Introvert Memes for Afficionados of the Irish Goodbye (May 3, 2025)

Introverts are always plotting. Not maliciously or anything, but introverted people are always secretly plotting an exit strategy for a conversation. Traumatized by one too many grocery store encounters with an old high school acquaintance, introverted people are simply planning for the inevitable, protecting their future selves from useless small talk.  Just because we coincidentally …
Seguir leyendo 30 Introvert Memes for Aficionados of the ‘Irish Goodbye’ (April 25, 2025)

As an introvert, there’s always been something fascinating about magic tricks where they disappear on stage. Dreaming of the special gift of disappearing on command—never to be found by prying extroverts again—introverted people fantasize about a magician’s simplest trick. If only we could harness the same powerful illusions for our own social gain…  Beholden by …
Seguir leyendo 21 Introvert Memes for Aficionados of the ‘Irish Goodbye’ (April 18, 2025)

For an introvert, there’s nothing worse than being dragged to a party with strangers and forced to mingle. This dreaded mingling is the source of about 99% of our anxiety in a public scenario because, for an introverted person, the desperation to remain seemingly normal almost always results in some sort of embarrassment.  Let me …
Seguir leyendo 23 Introvert Memes for Aficionados of the ‘Irish Goodbye’

It’s springtime, which means the socialites are coming out of hibernation, planning baby showers, graduation parties, birthday celebrations, and weddings galore. To an introvert, the end of winter isn’t the glorious change in seasons that it is for most, it’s the dawn of a new era of RSVP excuses and obligatory appearances. One of my …
Seguir leyendo 23 Introvert Memes for Lone Rangers Happy to Ride the Solo Trail

An introvert’s favorite activities on the weekend are quite simple. Anything involving max-chillage, minimal conversation, and a deep-rooted sigh of relief is on the table at the end of a long week. We’ve spent this whole week surviving our jobs, acting pleasant with customers, helping incompetent coworkers, and giving it our all socially—we’re at the …
Seguir leyendo 24 Introvert Memes for Lone Rangers Happy to Cancel Plans This Weekend

The weather is moody.  Swirling gusts billow outside, boring through the barren trees and whipping debris in a manic frenzy. Trees, cars, and the toes of your shoes are soaked in an instant as the torrential downpour reminds you of nature’s true strength. If the biting cold weren’t enough to encourage you to seek shelter, …
Seguir leyendo 24 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Cancel Plans This Weekend (March 14, 2025)

There are some events you can’t bail on at the last minute: Weddings, funerals, and your best friend’s birthday party. Of course, while there are a handful of social events with no back door exit, I’d say that for most things, you can wriggle free at the first sign of your social battery running low.  …
Seguir leyendo 21 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (March 7, 2025)