As an introvert, there’s always been something fascinating about magic tricks where they disappear on stage. Dreaming of the special gift of disappearing on command—never to be found by prying extroverts again—introverted people fantasize about a magician’s simplest trick. If only we could harness the same powerful illusions for our own social gain… 

Beholden by the laws of physics and lacking the charisma to flourish a wand and a magical white pigeon on one hand, while simultaneously sneaking into a trapdoor-triggered box, the idea of disappearing on command remains a dream for introverts. If only we could snap our fingers and ploof away from a crowd, being transported to the comfort of our home in a matter of moments, leaving our adoring fans wondering how it could be conceivably done. 

Only expert introverts, the aficionados of the Irish goodbye, have come close to this sort of greatness.

Feeling guilty about sneaking away from a social event, many introverts get stuck there. But once you master the art of just grabbing your things, walking to your car, and leaving, you’ve effectively taught yourself how to do your own magical disappearing act.