There’s an old adage that goes «A tweet in time saves nine.» That’s what I say to myself when I have an intrusive thought and have to tweet it immediately or else it will spill into my personal life in ways I don’t desire. That’s what Twitter is good for, for me, getting out my …
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29 Memes That Touch the Soul
Not to be a total robot, but I rarely cry. It takes a lot to bring a tear to my eyes, especially in front of people I don’t know that well. If there’s one thing that gets the tear ducts flowing, though, it’s a mildly sentimental episode of television. Something sad or sweet or beautiful …
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43 Hot and Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (December 9, 2023)
A tweet a day keeps the coherent thoughts at bay. Actually, maybe try 2000 tweets a day and you’ll really be shoveling the meat right out of your subconscious. Doomscrolling is a nationally recognized pastime, but what about numbscrolling? When you scroll with your eyes glazed over and your thumb moving automatically just to avoid …
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43 Funky Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (December 2, 2023)
Twitter, the town square of the Internet. (Or is that TikTok now?) You come to it for the news of the day, to know what your friends are talking about, and to find out if the town cow has recovered from its illness yet. Bessie is still suffering from dropsy, you learn, but she’s recovering …
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36 Knee-Slapping Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (November 25, 2023)
Just like your great aunt at the Turkey Trot, Twitter is still chugging along. Also like your great aunt, she might not be the freshest face on the block, but she still has something to bring to the table (her green bean casserole was out of this world.) Her politics might not be the friendliest, …
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Feminine Memes For Girl’s Girls Who Love Being Women
You know those people who can’t help but call everyone «dude» and «man,» causing them to get criticized in corporate settings for using gendered language? That’s me, but for feminine signifiers. You cannot tell me that every man, woman, and child is a diva, a girlie, and a mama. I will call full-grown straight men …
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30+ Totally Normal Memes That Won’t Ruin The Vibes At All
A person’s choice of memes reveals a lot about them when shared with others. It’s a window into their personality, whether they’re reflective and pensive, embracing mainstream humor, or showcasing a forward-thinking comedic brilliance through the memes that adorn their Instagram stories. Whether you acknowledge it or not, your selection of memes carries significance. Matching …
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30 Memes To Fill Up Your Free Time
It’s sad to look around and see just how little free time we have for ourselves. So many of our precious moments spent on this earth are occupied by working or taking care of ourselves, and those aren’t particularly fun activities. If you were to make a pie chart that shows the time you spend …
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Clueless Man Buys His Fiancée Comically Hideous Engagement Ring
Getting your partner an engagement ring is highly stressful. First of all, it’s one of the most expensive material purchases you will make as a couple. I’ve heard somebody say they wouldn’t even want it if the ring isn’t worth three months’ income. With that in mind, there’s no real way of knowing whether your …
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26-Year-Old Woman Rejects Ice Cream Date Because She Thinks She’s Too Grown Up For That
So many people feel like they’re so grown up when they’re in their mid-twenties. This is allegedly when your brain chemistry is actually adult at that point, so perhaps you do magically become an adult when you turn 25. I am unsure about this because 25-year-olds are only a couple of years older than 23-year-olds, …
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