Nepo-hired manager uses her computer-illiteracy to push around employee, so employee quits and changes her autocorrect to only make typos: ‘2 years later… [she couldn’t] undo it’

The funniest part about managers who don’t know how to use a computer is their audacity. Like, do you really think you can just use your employees as if they’re an old sponge and act all entitled and not feel any consequences of your actions? It’s almost too easy to mess with someone who has …
Seguir leyendo Nepo-hired manager uses her computer-illiteracy to push around employee, so employee quits and changes her autocorrect to only make typos: ‘2 years later… [she couldn’t] undo it’

Jealous employees gossip about their coworker whose boyfriend regularly orders coffee to the office for her: ‘The women think my girlfriend is rubbing it in their face hat she gets treated to a nice drink every few days’

Nobody wants to be envied. Although some products are advertised with the rhetoric, «You’ll be the envy of all your friends if you buy this,» nobody actually wants that. Envy is much worse than jealousy because it actively pins for the demise of the envied in favor of the envier’s promotion. You don’t have to …
Seguir leyendo Jealous employees gossip about their coworker whose boyfriend regularly orders coffee to the office for her: ‘The women think my girlfriend is rubbing it in their face hat she gets treated to a nice drink every few days’

Lawyer yells at 8-year-old kid for running around the office and slamming door, his mom refuses to apologize or punish him: ‘This morning apparently I’m the talk of their office’

Do you ever hear about a situation and think, ‘This has happened to Miranda Hobbes?’ It’s not even a question of whether it might’ve happened to her or whether it would’ve been a good storyline for her: The situation shared in this Reddit post is the most Miranda thing I’ve ever heard. It’s more Miranda …
Seguir leyendo Lawyer yells at 8-year-old kid for running around the office and slamming door, his mom refuses to apologize or punish him: ‘This morning apparently I’m the talk of their office’

Employee notices payroll error, HR insists that $26.38 an hour is a 10% raise from $26.35 an hour: ‘If your HR department can’t do simple math, you might want to think about working somewhere else’

If you’ve been in the workplace long enough, you’ve probably encountered some less-than-brilliant HR professionals. They say, «I’m here for you no matter what,» but at the end of the day, they’re here for the company first and you second. They routinely ask that midwestern employees not say «guys» because it’s not inclusive but turn …
Seguir leyendo Employee notices payroll error, HR insists that $26.38 an hour is a 10% raise from $26.35 an hour: ‘If your HR department can’t do simple math, you might want to think about working somewhere else’

Happy Hour Memes For a Sunny Day That Will Make You Want to Quit Your Job

You go to meetings to make money to buy margaritas—it’s the 3 Ms of summertime chaos. 

Company opens coffee shop inside of office, gets rid of all the free coffee machines: ‘We were promised a free cup of coffee if we published an impactful research article’

One of the best parts of going into the office is free food and drinks. I’m not saying that sitting next to your colleagues and doing work simultaneously is totally worthless, but you could work next to other people at any public library during working hours. Sure, you can go into a meeting room to …
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Funniest Middle Finger Memes to Send Your Work Bestie to Meme-aphorically Give Your Boss the Bird

You can’t actually give your manager the bird, but you can do it through secret code (aka memes).

Employee is rewarded with a granola bar and dollar store headphones for bringing in $85,000: ‘Genuinely ready quit!’

Gift-giving is a tough game. You don’t want to go too big, but you definitely don’t want to go too small. Especially if you’re someone’s employer. In this case, it probably would have been better to give nothing than to give this sorry array of junk. Hey, I love a granola bar as much as the next …
Seguir leyendo Employee is rewarded with a granola bar and dollar store headphones for bringing in $85,000: ‘Genuinely ready quit!’

20+ Works Memes for Employees Yearning to Say ‘I Quit’

Why put in your two weeks when you can just send a list of memes that say you’re quitting?

20+ Work Memes for Employees Yearning to Say ‘I Quit’

Why put in your two weeks when you can just send a list of memes that say you’re quitting?