I have to come clean right now and admit that I don’t know a damn thing about computer science. But just because my tiny brain can’t comprehend programming language doesn’t mean all the nerdy coders out there should be deprived of dank memes. So instead of making a pathetic attempt at pretending I know what I’m talking about, I’m going to introduce this collection of funny computer science memes by sharing a few programming jokes that I stole from the internet.
(One hour later) «Java.»
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.
Q: What’s the most common programming language?
«There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.»
«A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.»