Unhinged Karens & Their Egregious Displays of Entitlement

Karen, Karen, Karen. What are we going to do with you? Are you okay? What happened in your life to make you this angry? Let’s try something out. I want you to close your eyes and take a deeeeeeeeeeeep deep deep deep (deep) breath. Now imagine you’ve just arrived at your favorite brunch spot ten minutes before closing. The place is packed full of fellow Karens, but the host manages to find a table for you and your six friends. They could have declined to seat you, but they did anyway. Isn’t that nice of them, Karen? Channel your inner human being and let the gratitude wash over you. You sit down and the server politely lists all the things they’ve run out of. «Wait…» you stare up at the stressed-out server, «no mimosas? You’re kidding.» Now, before you lose your temper, I want you to take another deep breath and try to summon that dormant empathy and reason deep within you. Do you feel it? Yes, there it is. You calmly smile and say to the server, «no worries, I totally understand.» That wasn’t so hard, was it? You’re doing great, Karen.

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