One thing about the birds and the bees is that they really don’t care for social niceties. Puberty (quite literally) stinks, good and bad sex is far more weird and ugly than anyone ever tells you it’ll be, and giving birth is one of the most horrific natural bodily processes known to man. It’s traumatic …
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Family Hilariously Tries to Fit 95 Candles on Their Grandma’s Cake for Her Birthday, Goes Viral
«What do you think I am, a windmill?» the nana says in disbelief. «How am I gonna blow them out??»
Obi-Wan Memes In Celebration of Ewan McGregor’s Birthday
Ewan McGregor is an international treasure. And today happens to be his 51st birthday. Before he dazzled our screens as the somewhat salty version of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Scottish actor appealed to my more…alternative preferences in his earlier films. I’m talking about the David Bowie-inspired Velvet Goldmine, in which McGregor plays a character based on …
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TikTok Goes Viral After Sharing Amazing Photo of Their 85-Year-Old Grandma
The TikTok creator @peterdevito has already gotten 1.1 million likes for his stylish grandma and still growing. The 85-year-old is featured wearing several party hats and lighting a birthday candle like a cigarette. Though the TikTok creator only shared one photo so far from the shoot it went viral insanely fast. People are going wild …
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Partygoers Left Gobsmacked By Woman’s Dramatic Birthday Entrance
When it comes to having a birthday, people tend to fall into one of two categories. The first is embarrassment, where every aspect of getting another year older is downplayed and you will possibly get murdered if you get a server to sing happy birthday to them in a restaurant. The second is the kind …
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Granny Takes First Tequila Shot Like a Champ, Proves You’re Never Too Old to Party
Taking shots often feels like a young person’s game. Try as I might to keep up at my local bar, the poison seems to hit stronger and agree with me less as the years go by. There’s no way in hell I’m taking a shot of tequila without a chaser. And I’ll probably still feel …
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Man Ruins Dad’s Surprise Party, Gets Caught On Camera
There are three kinds of people in this world: those that love surprises, those who hate them, and the people who ruin them before they can even get off the ground. Most of us have fallen foul of giving away a secret at one point or another, especially when we’ve had a few beers. It’s …
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People Charmed By Spider-Man Cake Topper Doing Some Heavy Lifting
Everybody knows that cake is one of the things that makes a birthday a birthday. If life insurance ads are anything to go by, there’s nothing like those cherished childhood memories of family members singing to you as you blow out the candles. Should anything get in the way of that, it is of course …
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20+ Robert Pattinson Memes From ‘Twilight’ to Track Jacket
At this point, the meme world has bestowed its own celebrity status to many actors and public figures. Nic Cage was absolutely everywhere for a while. Keanu has lent his mug to everything from Sad Keanu to Mini Keanu, with a ton of wholesomeness in between. To be a star these days is to submit …
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Dumb Baby Names People Had To Be Talked Out Of
For some reason, when people get a particularly stupid name in their head, it’s a really hard time for the people around them to convince them that no, maybe «Tylenol van Halen» is a bad name for a baby, you stupid idiot. Some of these people weren’t even convinced effectively, and still ended up naming …
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