There’s nothing that brings out the festive spirit quite like decorating a Christmas tree. Big or small, real or fake; the only thing that matters is that it’s adorned with decorations that bring cheer to the house and look good with presents underneath.

If you’re religiously inclined, it’s probably also a good idea to throw in a few explicit mentions to the whole birth of Jesus thing that the whole holiday is about. However, @tuckerjclement’s mom possibly went a little too explicit this year. A committed Christian, she gifted one of his friends an ornament that may celebrate the meaning of Christmas, but is a bit too easy to read in a not-so-holy way. While the decoration technically isn’t blasphemous, it’s definitely a great conversation starter for the dirty minded.