Move over, Florida Man and New York Post. Your headlines have some competition – and they’re all from across the pond. While we were freaking over alligator wrestling drug addicts and masturbation puns, «news» sources from the United Kingdom have been trying their hardest to outdo the United States with their bonkers titles. While the headlines aren’t as drug-filled and psychotic, they boast some off-the-charts levels of entitlement – but mostly they just flaunt some serious stupidity. The wildest examples are all carefully documented by our new favorite Twitter account, the aptly named Mental UK Headlines. We’ve combed through their latest posts and picked our favorites for your easy perusal, but we urge you to give them a follow on the Bird App. You won’t be disappointed.