Some of us struggle to scrape together rent money, debate whether store-brand cereal is worth the $2 savings, and weigh the level of chicken freedom we can afford when buying eggs. And then there are people like this guy, whose life dilemmas include contemplating why his stepdaughter isn’t content with leasing half a horse. Half a horse! Would love to have made this up, but unfortunately, reality is far more creative than I am.

You see, this middle-aged millionaire isn’t just rich. Oh no—he’s retired, living off dividends, and generously funding a five-star family lifestyle. His kids and step-kids have no responsibilities, and a fridge full of snacks. But apparently, that’s not enough when your teen dreams of free rein over a majestic beast instead of a partial lease arrangement.

This isn’t a relatable problem. Fun for me? Yes. Am I remotely wealthy enough to have an opinion? Ha! Not in this lifetime baby!