Ulterior motives aren’t always bad. Sometimes they’re pretty benevolent. Especially when we’re talking about dating. While it may seem innocent (or even boring), a simple «Hey» texted to someone you’re into can hold a lot more meaning under the surface. This much has been made abundantly clear thanks to one of this month’s most prolific Twitter meme formats. It’s a snowclone that reveals users hidden romantic intentions and fantasies. And sometimes a little healthy self-deprecation and awareness. We’ve put together a mighty selection of some of the most popular examples. You may find out that your most twisted fantasies (like eating someone’s pickle for the rest of time) may not be so unique after all.