We all need someone to hold us too close, someone to hurt us too deep, someone to sit in our chair and ruin our sleep. I, for one, am desperately searching for someone to need me too much, someone to know me too well, and someone to pull me up short and put me through h*ll and give me support for being alive. After all, it’s hard to be alive even when you have someone by your side to do it with. It’s a lot harder when you’re 35 and single, and all of your stupid friends are married, and you’re the star of a musical about the dysfunctional nature of your love life. Being Bobby from Company is something that a lot of us can relate to, but most of us don’t want to be. If you’re screaming the lyrics to ‘Being Alive’ in the shower, these hilarious memes might serve as a pick-me-up.