Now that it’s February, we’ve reached peak flu season… Grab a box of two-ply tissues and a super-sized bottle of Dayquil, you’re in for a germy ride through the last full month of winter!

But there are fewer germs in the confines of our homes, or so we think. The safest place to be is inside when you’re trying to dodge a sickness, and even more so if you’re a hypochondriac with major health anxiety. I’m right there with ya, and it seems like in the winter especially, hypochondriacs can never catch a break jumping from suspected illness to suspected illness. And, because we don’t have a permanent residence in the ICU or our family practice, the next best thing we can do is look up our symptoms online and self-diagnose. Of course, I don’t recommend doing that. Instead, look at some of these memes that might help take your mind off of things. Or make it worse. 

I may or may not have gone down a Web MD rabbit hole after writing this…