Some families pass down heirlooms or secret recipes, but this one prefers to lob emotional hot potatoes across generational lines and see who can stand the heat. The rules are easy to follow: problems are tossed to whoever looks least likely to duck, boundaries are treated as football field yard lines, and everyone’s always hoping they’ll be out of the room when their name gets called for the next field goal try where your arm are the goal posts and a kid your dad decided to have with his second family, 16 years after he had you is the ball.