They caught the suspects involved in the Louvre heist, and now it seems like all eyes are on the art world.

This is a lesson in the art of garnering attention: Get someone to steal crown jewels from one of the most famed museums in the world, have them be successful, then bring all of that attention to art history. Maybe some billionaires will decide to invest in art academia, and then we can all hold hands and make new history together…

I’m just joshing… don’t hire anybody to do what those suspects might’ve done.

Today, we’re focusing on the art that we can’t touch in real life, but graze with our teeny little fingers on our phone screens time and time again. Who would’ve known that in a few centuries, we’d have access to images of all the art in the world at our fingertips?! I mean, we take this access completely for granted. Sometimes, though, history can be a bit… much. So, there lies a secret third thing between straight comedy and art: classical art memes. Yeah, you knew where I was going with this. I know you want to scroll. It’s time for your art history lesson…